A man with his hands over his face, stressed about all the entertainment he feels obligated to engage with

Escapist Magazine

How to Quit the Content Treadmill in 9 Easy Steps

Watch and play things because you want to, not because someone on the internet told you you have to.
Part of my monthly column “Storycraft.”



Published by Title Magazine

Title Magazine

An Open Letter to the Guy Who Instagrammed the Entire Jungle Concert Last Friday

You know those people who film fireworks shows on their phone? I was stuck behind one of those guys at a concert a few weeks ago. Over the course of two hours, I grew to accept and love him for who he was.


If you looked at this pic and said "Look, it's Nessie!" Congratulations, you are my parents.

If you looked at this pic and said "Look, it's Nessie!" Congratulations, you are my parents.

2 Days Pretending To Be Rich in Scotland

In which I try to overcome my imposter syndrome while constantly drinking the best whisky in the world for 36 hours.

Title Magazine

Title Magazine

Meet The Beaches, the Loud-and-Proud Summer Band You’ve Been Searching For

You've heard them on the radio.


The Gamer

The Gamer

25 Classic Kids Villains Who Need To Be Stopped By The Fashion Police

I had a really good time writing this. General tip: add a belt

Published by Title Magazine

Published by Title Magazine

The Denim Jacket Is the King of All Jackets

I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. Featuring a bunch of pictures of Ryan Gosling if that interests you (and it should)


Title Magazine

Title Magazine

Hereditary Is This Generation’s The Exorcist. Let’s Rank Similar Comparisons.

You won't believe how many people thought Avatar was going to be bigger than Star Wars.

Title Magazine

Title Magazine

Nine Extremely Likely Reasons That Car Was Dangling From a Bridge in Toronto

Science and Journalism together at last.


Published by Title Magazine

Published by Title Magazine

Four Smartwatches That Aren’t Nearly as Good as the One I Already Have

An ode to the only smartwatch worth a damn.


Published by The Gamer

Published by The Gamer

A Barbie World: The 19 Weirdest Barbies Of All-Time (And The 10 Best)

Barbie has been around for a long time and has made some major contributions to women's rights. Also, so many mistakes.


Published by My Entertainment World

Published by My Entertainment World

Zelda's Problem with Women

Breath of the Wild is revolutionary. Its treatment of women is not.